I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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