There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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