i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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