How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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