god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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