Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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