dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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