i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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