We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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