even my farts smell like vagina
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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