Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
