I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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