I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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