There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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