what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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