Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
How does it feel to date your dad?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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