I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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