CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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