If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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