I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Im part way to drunk.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Randomize
