haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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