So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
how drunk are you?
Several
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Randomize
