She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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