Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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