We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Less talking, more tequila
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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