Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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