Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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