I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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