I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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