Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
