Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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