Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
