If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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