why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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