MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm at about main and main street
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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