i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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