If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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