I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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