Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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