Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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