But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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