i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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