these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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