Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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