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He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."

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(216): View more from Ohio

I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair

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(510): View more from California

I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive

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(954): View more from Florida

I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.

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