So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
this hospital has no fireball
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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