no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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