What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
