she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I had to cum in my sink.
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