the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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