how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
