You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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