I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
