If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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