i don't plan on having that self control this summer
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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