I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
We don't watch enough power rangers
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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