Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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